- Professional pumpkin pickers are prone to pick the plumpest pumpkins.
- If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
- I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.
- 4. One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.
5.How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
6. The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
7. How much caramel can a canny cannonball cram in a camel if a canny cannonball can cram caramel in a camel?
8. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
9. The big black bug bit the big black bear,
but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!
10. A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad’s heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn’t please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
11. If you notice this notice,
you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
12. How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
13. I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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HAHAHA! You got it!
Post more whenever you think of some!
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Try that!
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck which could chuck wood!😎
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Which witch switched the Swiss wristwatches?
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
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Which witch knew which witch switched which Swiss wristwatch?
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Priceless!
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Thank you!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don’t eat with your mouth full!
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Said it quick, and my tongue twisted😁😛
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That’s what it’s meant to do! 😉 😛
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😂
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? As much as wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
Try saying that 3 times fast!
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I said ‘that’ three times fast.
Pretty easy 😀
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oh cool! I’ve mastered that one too
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Ya.. ‘that one’ is also quite easy to say
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😂😂😂
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