rekam esuom noitca-deyaled 68 alumrof

The witches are back! Well, not BACK, exactly – they’ve always been there – it’s just that I remembered them after a long time.

If you’ve read The Witches by Roald Dahl, they are the witches that I am talking about. If not, DO READ IT – it’s a wonderful book.

Anyway, today, I will be revealing to you, the ANTIDOTE for Formula 86 Delayed-Action Mouse Maker. I request you not to share this recipe, ESPECIALLY with adults who LOOK like women.

This recipe is both an ANTIDOTE as well as a PREVENTER, which means that it can cure as well as prevent people from becoming mice.

Special thank you to @imsr_03 for being my partner in making the recipe!

As you all know, the Grand High Witch Of All The World used this recipe to make her magical formula.

 Ingredients:

• The wrong end of a telescope.
• Forty Five Brown Mice.
• Hair Oil.
• Frog Juice.
• One Alarm Clock.
• One Gruntle’s Egg.
• A Claw Of A Crab-Cruncher.
• A Beak From A Blabber Snitch.  
• The Tongue Of A Cat Springer.
• The Snout Of A Gobble Squirt.

Procedure:

• To start with, gently boil the wrong end of the telescope for twenty one hours until soft.
• Then, chop the tails off of the forty five brown mice with a carving knife.
• Simmer these tailless brown mice in the frog juice for one hour. Fry the tails in hair oil until nice and crispy. After that, take the alarm clock and set it to 9:00 in the morning, roast this clock in the oven until it is crisp and tender. Next put all of these ingredients (Wrong end of telescope, tailless brown mice, fried tails, alarm clock) into the mixer and quickly mix it until it turns into a thick paste. Finally, add the remaining ingredients. You should now have a marvellous green liquid. Carefully add one drop to a chocolate or sweet, and give it to a child. The next morning at 9:00 the child will turn into a mouse. 
• Warning: If you add more than one drop into the chocolate the timing of the alarm clock will mess up, a massive overdose could cause an instant change into a mouse and you won’t want to be caught doing that! Unless you do that to a witch!

NOW, we have the recipe to turn a human into a mouse, and our goal is to turn a MOUSE into a HUMAN. So obviously, we just have to do everything in reverse.

Here is our RECIPE FOR SAVING THE WORLD.

Let me break this down into a simpler process for you to understand.

1. The first ingredient that the Grand High Witch used was the WRONG end of a telescope. And since we have to do the entire thing in reverse, we will of course, use the RIGHT end of a telescope.
2. Next was 45 brown mice. The opposite of 45 is obviously 54 and the opposite of brown mice is white mice. So, we take 54 white mice.
3. Hair oil. The only other inedible oil that exists is gas oil. So add that too.
4. Frog juice. Now this one, was slightly tricky. It could go in two different ways. We could either take the BLOOD of a frog or the juice of a TADPOLE. But I figured, since this is a process the save children, who are baby adults, we take the juice of a tadpole.
5. One alarm clock. You must remember that the Grand High Witch set the alarm to nine in the next morning. BUT HERE, we have to do the reverse. Therefore, we take a calendar, circle a date that has ALREADY TAKEN PLACE and use it.
6. One Gruntle’s egg – TEN Gruntles’ eggs. (opposite of 01 is always 10)
7. A Claw of a crab cruncher. This one had MULTIPLE ways – we could use TEN claws or we could use the tail, but of course, we must go for the obvious. The opposite of CLAW is WALC or in grammatically correct English, WALK. So we have to obtain the essence of the WALK of a crab cruncher.
8. A beak from a blabbersnitch. At first, we thought that the blabbersnitch was a BIRD, but OF COURSE it isn’t! It’s definitely a person who blabbers and snitches! Basically, a silly/stupid person. And the opposite of THAT would be an INTELLIGENT PERSON. And the opposite of a beak, which is in the front of a head, is the HAIR at the back! So this step is up to you, you can add the hairs from the back of the head of any clever person.
9. The Tongue Of A Cat Springer. The opposite of cat is dog. And as it is widely known, all of us have TWO tongues. The main one in the front, and the dangly one at the back. I don’t know what it’s called. You find out yourself. So we take the useless dangly tongue of a dog. I’m sorry if you have one at home.
10. Finally, the Snout Of A Gobble Squirt. All of us know that the reverse of that would be the tail of fish (Fishes gobble and squirt).

Now that we’ve finally gotten the ingredients, it’s time to make the antidote!

1. To start with, gently boil the wrong end of the telescope for twenty one hours until soft. To reverse this, we will VIGOROUSLY FREEZE the right end of a telescope for 12 hours until HARD.
2. Then, chop the tails off of the forty five brown mice with a carving knife. We will STICK back the chopped tails of fifty four white mice.
3. Simmer these tailless brown mice in the frog juice for one hour. Fry the tails in hair oil until nice and crispy. Instead, we will ROAST the mice in gas oil until it becomes SOGGY.
4. After that, take the alarm clock and set it to 9:00 in the morning, roast this clock in the oven until it is crisp and tender. The opposite of this is to set the date of a previous date in a calendar and microwave till soggy.
5. Next put all of these ingredients (Wrong end of telescope, tailless brown mice, fried tails, alarm clock) into the mixer and quickly mix it until it turns into a thick paste. The reverse process is to put all the ingredients into a separator and add water to make it thin.
6. Add the remaining ingredients.
7. You should now have a marvelous green liquid. We will of course, get a BLUE paste as the opposite of green is blue. If you STILL don’t understand –

GREEN in reverse is NEERG.

NEER in Tamil means water.

WATER is BLUE in colour.

Therefore, the opposite of green is blue.

• Carefully add one drop to a chocolate or sweet, and give it to a child. Obviously we will add ten drops of this mixture to something spicy.
• Warning: If you add more than one drop into the chocolate the timing of the alarm clock will mess up, a massive overdose could cause an instant change into a mouse and you won’t want to be caught doing that!
  INSTEAD –
  Warning: If you add more than TEN drops into the spice, the timing of the calendar will mess up, a TINY overdose could cause a delayed change into a human and you won’t want to be caught doing that!

Here it is! rekam esuom noitca-deyaled 68 alumrof, as it is rightly named. You would have understood by now, that it is formula 86 delayed action-mouse maker in reverse.

Use this recipe rightly, and I request you NOT to leak it to the witches.

After all, the duty of a witch is to bewitch, and with your help, we can eradicate them from the SURFACE OF THE EARTH.

If you’re a witch who’s reading this, then I guess I’m in trouble.